My Bad…I completely forgot to tell you guys that…

I TOUCHED GAVIN DEGRAW’S SWEATY BACK AND PLAYED WITH HIS HAIR!

Let me just tell you how awesome our senior week was…

First of all the condo we stayed in was freakin amazing. It had a complete kitchen, living room, porch, two bedrooms, two bathrooms, jacuzzi, a spa, an indoor pool, two outdoor pools, a gym, and as JT likes to call it, “The General.” Basically, it was just really pretty.

Out of the 7 days we were there…we went to the beach once. And to anyone who’s ever played mafia…you know why. We were freaking addicted…and by “we” I mean Carly and I.

We also managed to survive on tortillas and butter-drowned popcorn. (We were really roughin it).

HOLD ON!! I just remembered…did anyone know that ALL the gas stations in New Jersey are FULL SERVICE!?! Not like some of the gas stations in Monroeville that are both full and self service. No…self-service doesn’t even exist…just thought I’d warn you all. (However, it provides an excellent opportunity to make friends).

Here’s another shocker…sunrises freaking suck. I stayed up till 5:15 in the morning to go outside and watch the sun rise with a bunch of losers. *cough cough* JT, Craig, and Vikas *cough cough* Anyway, I ended up standing outside in the cold for over an hour because Craig was convinced the sun would rise in “just 10 more minutes.” Huge lie…I finally got to sleep at 6:33…and by that time I wasn’t even tired anymore, but went to sleep anyway cuz I didn’t want to encourage JT’s ego.

AW got her hair cut after driving around the whole state of New Jersey looking for a hair salon, but ended up going to a supercuts and looking totally hot afterwards!

All in all, we had some crazy fun times. Craig stole some knives from T.G.I. Friday’s, Vikas talks in gibberish when he doesn’t get enough sleep, JT likes hitting on 12 year olds, there are no hot boys in New Jersey…but the few that are cute don’t like playing cards, I played my first game of poker and was the 4^th to go out, I found out that JT sleeps with his mouth wide open and snores frickin loud, The Bourne Identity and Supremacy are effing good movies, Christian Bale is scary when he’s skinny, JT knows more about cars than the car mechanics, Jimmy drives effing fast, Craig and Vikas reeeeally like hummus, stay as far away from swingers as you can, never leave your stuffed animals around JT, Craig, or Vikas unless you’ve got a snake in the grass, never pull the shower curtain on JT…or he’ll getchya back, there’s and Asian mall in NJ, Vikas is actually a sand mermaid, Craig could probably be a model (with straight hair), Craig also poops little sausages in bed, you shouldn’t get in the pool if you have diarrhea, never buy a “Make your Own” marshmallow kit, Carbon Monoxide is not a laughing matter, and you should probably steal as much corn and cantaloupe as you can.

TO TOP THINGS OFF…Jimmy’s car broke down on the way back…sorry about all the pictures Jman…I just didn’t wanna forget any of the freaking amazing times we all had this week!

Quotes? …ready go!

“My daughter’s only 12.”

“Why don’t you tell your chaperone to come down here for a glass of wine.”

“It said to test, push here!”

"This is my wizard hat..."

"The Drilldo!"

“It might as well be his birthday cuz his life sucks so bad.”

“Where’d this corn and cantaloupe come from?”

“Stop treating me like I’m a clown.”

“Want me to do a Will Franey pose?”

Stole this from Joel…

100 Things You Should Know About Me

1. One day I will be famous (AW and I both…at the same time)
2. I could live on Saltine Crackers
3. I only like orange jelly beans
4. My feet smell reeeeally bad…always
5. I not so secretly like Murrysville
6. I just might be the dumbest Asian alive
7. I love watching Lizzie McGuire
8. I don’t know how I survived before One Tree Hill
9. I think John Mayer is uber hot
10.  I’m cheating on Heinz Ward with Francisco Garcia (shh! Don’t tell!)
11.  There are 8 kids in my family
12.  I hardly ever pluck my eyebrows…whatev
13.  I watch CSI three times a week
14.  I’m not so secretly black
15.  In 5^th grade, I puked on Jackie’s Mom’s shoe
16.  I got to go to deer valley twice (not because I failed a grade!)
17.  I love climbing trees
18.  I’ve gotten kicked out of Kiski Prep (sorta)
19.  I have a big head (literally)
20.  I’m Asian and I still hafta straighten my hair
21.  I tell everyone I’m 5’2”…but I’m not!
22.  I’ll be attending Edinboro this fall
23.  I enjoy doing research papers
24.  I fell down the steps at school one time…and Mr. Landsberg just walked away!
25.  I failed Shawley’s class in Middle School
26.  I don’t like any banana flavored candy
27.  If I don’t have the same amount of shampoo in the bottle as conditioner I freak out
28.  Old School bands rock my socks (Our Lady Peace, Sister Hazel, etc.)
29.  I used to live in Arkansas
30.  One time my little brother said he was running away and none of us believed him…until we found him two hours later walking to Christel’s house!
31.  I used to play the trumpet…and if it wasn’t for Zack Lorentz I would have been last chair
32.  AW and I are going to get a dog and then tell my mom we found it on the street
33.  Jail’s are scary
34.  I think coloring is therapeutic
35.  I just ate a whole thing of Saltines
36.  I love watching children’s movies
37.  I like it when it rains
38.  I’m almost certain I own every toy from My Little Pet Shop
39.  I don’t like sea food…although I did try calamari once and liked it…and I like shrimp…but that’s about it
40.  If I had bangs and short hair I’d look like Connie Chung
41.  Senor Poole calls me Connie Chung anyway
42.  I love country music (I basically like all music…but love country)
43.  For three years I watched Pokemon and didn’t tell anyone
44.  I also own the Pokemon The First Movie Soundtrack
45.  I hardly ever cut my toenails…I’m just too lazy
46.  When it’s hot at night I get grumpy and can’t fall asleep
47.  I played on the 8^th grade basketball team (or was it 7^th grade) and I sucked…so now I just watch others play
48.  I work at Giant Eagle’s video store and mess up just about every order
49.  I like the smell of gasoline, permanent markers, and rubber cement
50.  From reading this you probably think my hygiene sucks, but I swear I bathe every day!
51.  My favorite color is green
52.  I have short round feet with stubby toes (cuz I’m asian?)
53.  When I’m bored I play with my double chin
54.  When I have to pee really bad I dance around outside the bathroom door
55.  I got really mad at the end of Shrek 2 when they decided to be ogres again
56.  I think pooping is relaxing
57.  I also think pooping in public bathrooms is the funnest thing EVER *plop plop*
58.  Immodium is my friend
59.  I like to play with My Little Ponies
60.  I secretly want to drive a truck
61.  I’m actually really shy
62.  Once I saw a picture of Sadam Hussein and thought it was Steve Harvey
63.  I jumped into one of the ponds at Holiday Lanes’ mini golf area and stole a golf ball…it currently resides at Jen Good’s house
64.  I suck at video games
65.  But I like playing video games anyway (especially when you just push a buncha buttons and win)
66.  I enjoy baking
67.  I sleep with about 20 stuffed animals
68.  I also still sleep with my blankie…and I’m taking it to college with me
69.  I hate Spongebob Squarepants
70.  I don’t like the feel of chalk
71.  I’m not a good test taker…but I think I just use that as an excuse for all my bad grades
72.  I wish I could skateboard
73.  I’m scared of heights
74.  One time I rode in the back of a police car…long story, but a funny one! Ask me if you want to know!
75.  I think the weatherman on channel 2 is cute
76.  I have an extremely cluttered and messy room
77.  I’d shoot myself if I didn’t have a ceiling fan
78.  I hate bugs…even ladybugs
79.  I used to hate Chinese food (weird, huh?)
80.  My hair dries very quickly
81.  I’m running out of things to say about me
82.  I have a mole on my middle finger
83.  My kindergarten teacher made me cry because I colored with markers instead of crayons and she made me color it over again and miss story time
84.  One time in 2^nd grade, Andrew Lin’s pants fell down during warm-ups and he was wearing long johns…and I thought it was the funniest thing ever
85.  I’m always tired
86.  I suck at math
87.  I got hired at Iggle Video because they said I looked “intelligent.” (Cuz I’m Asian)
88.  Remember the Titans may be the best movie ever
89.  Every day when I get home from school I put on sweatpants
90.  I hate taxes, then again, who doesn’t?
91.  I know how to knit
92.  I remember pushing someone off a rocking horse in preschool…although that might have been a dream. Sometimes I confuse dreams with reality
93.  I was a bald baby for almost 2 years
94.  I was also a premature baby and weighed 4lbs and 4oz.
95.  I’ve never broken a bone in my body
96.  I hate riding in elevators
97.  I suck at bowling
98.  I wish women got paid as much as men, but I don’t ever wanna mow the lawn, so I’ll live with it.
99.  I have a horrible memory

100.  I snore